Swagger in the Slow Lane is taking the scenic route, and your impatience has not been added to the itinerary. The pink suit, tilted hat, and mirrored shades suggest a man who considers arriving an occasion. He’ll get there when he gets there. You’ll notice.

There’s freedom in letting the world hurry past while you enjoy the ride. A favorite song, a familiar road, and an afternoon that doesn’t need to become productive to count as worthwhile. Some things improve when you stop watching the clock.